So you’ve just met that special someone, but you’re worried they might be a little “out of your league.” You’ve taken them on a few dates and things are going well, but you want to raise the bar a notch, and convince them you’re classy and sophisticated, and in doing so, truly capture their heart. After all, dating in the modern world is a tricky game, and you’ll want to stand out from the rest of the schlubs. “But Professor, you cultured and worldly ambassador of the arts” I hear you ask; “how can I convince them that I’m classier than I really am?”
The answer is simple: take them to a jazz club! Jazz is, after all, considered the only original American art form. And everyone knows only smart people like art. So take them to see some jazz. But not traditional jazz. Because traditional jazz is fun. And your partner doesn’t want to be with someone that’s fun. They want to be with someone who makes them feel insecure about themselves, and then rely on you for validation. This is the foundation to any good relationship. So take them to see some modern jazz. And here’s why:
As I said, liking art makes you seem smart. Furthermore, liking art that nobody understands makes you seem really smart. If you go to hear some modern jazz, no one (your date included) will have any idea what is going on (even the musicians who are on stage playing it), so no one can rea
