Well folks, it’s been one full year since our lives all fundamentally changed. If you’d have asked me a year ago where we’d be by now, I would have told you hmmph, this nonsense will all pass in a few weeks and we’ll be back to normal in no time. But that was the 2020 Professor. 2020 Professor initially thought that COVID was like getting a cold. 2020 Professor also spoke about himself in the 3rd person. 2020 Professor was an idiot.
The 2021 Professor is a little wiser, fatter, and poorer. Okay, yes, he still talks about himself in the 3rd person (baby steps, people) but he has learned a lot of valuable life lessons in the past year. So to mark the occasion, he thought he would give you an update of the highs and lows of last 12 months with the Professor’s Pandemic Year in Review.
Firstly, a message to humanity. Come on guys... let’s stop eating/humping/cuddling bats, no matter how tasty/sexy/cute they might be. I know, it’s easy just to point the finger of blame at China. But let’s be honest, haven’t we all looked the occasional bat and thought hmm, I’d love to stick that on the grill? I know I have. But how about we just stick to good old American corn-fed hormone-filled meat the way Mother Nature intended? Okay, yes, we did have mad cow disease a few years back, but at least that’s a cool name! Mad Cow sounds like the nickname for your crazy buddy down at th
