Office Chair (with deep apologies to Hoagy Carmichael)

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Office Chair

Old Office Chair’s got me,
Mouse by my side—
Fetch me that coffee
Or I might get snide;

Can’t leave this computer
Ain’t goin’ nowhere—
Just editing copy
Here in my Office Chair.

Of Mencken I’m thinking
And dear old Harold Ross;
It sets me to drinking—
How’d I get to be boss?

Old Office Chair gets it:
My deadline is here;
I’m chained—
Chained to my Office Chair!


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