Jazz is a mysterious art form, full of many eccentricities, not the least of which is that elusive style of singing known as scat singing. Scatting is a proud and dignified tradition of singing a bunch of nonsense syllables over a song when you’re too drunk to remember the words.* Scat singing has been used by many of the jazz greats throughout history such as Satchmo, Ella, Dizzy, Sinatra, and Bob Dylan. (At least, I think Dylan is scatting. If anyone thinks he’s singing in English, please write to Syncopated Times.)
Furthermore, scatting is a trend that’s really catching on. In fact, this nonsense style of singing has even reached the political sphere. Who could forget our beloved president’s offering of convfefe to the world? So, if you’ve always wanted to try this wonderful singing tradition but have never known quite how to get started, here you go with the Professor’s handy guide to scat singing. Without any formal training (and the right hat), you too can scat your jazzy heart out, and wow audiences with your nonsensical jazzy syllables.
Before we begin, it’s important to be properly hydrated, and please avoid caffeine products. Okay, now we’re ready to get going. Find a quiet room. Put both hands on your hips, center your core, and then...slowly...try a shooby. How did that feel? If you feel a little light-headed, try adjusting your hat. Breathing is rea
